Why pile cream is the latest fad for U.S. clubbers
Published 11 October, 2008, 11:54
It used to be that pile cream was something sufferers would keep hidden away for fear of embarrassment and ridicule. But the latest fad in America is seeing men use it all over their upper bodies in order to look their best on a night out.
U.S. reports say the haemorrhoid treatment, Preparation H, is being used by clubbers who believe it makes them look more muscular.
The cream reportedly removes excess water from under the skin, giving the temporary appearance of a more toned body through restricting the size of blood vessels in the targeted area.
Some reports have emerged of over-zealous devotees going as far as applying the cream in the queue before entering the club. The process even has a name: Klutching or to Klutch.
It’s not the first time 'Prep H' has been used in a way that was not intended when it was launched back in 1935.
In the seventies, rumours emerged that bodybuilders used the product as a means of giving muscles added definition in the lead-up to competitions.
Preparation H is also sometimes recommended as part of tattoo aftercare. It's claimed that the same properties that help relieve anal irritation also make it useful for soothing the skin of a freshly implanted tattoo.
And anyone who’s seen ill-fated reality TV show 'Bobby and Whitney' will remember the scene where Bobby Brown is seen using Preparation H on the bags under his eyes before meeting Whitney Houston. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9brGGA3FhFk)
But it now appears vainglorious party-goers have also picked up on the tactic – although it’s not clear if it’s proving popular with the opposite sex.
Ciaran Walsh for RT
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